Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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