So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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