If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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