But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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