So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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