Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
