Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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