dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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