You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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