I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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