just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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