Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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