Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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