I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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