think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Help. Why am I so naked?
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