yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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