i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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