Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
