ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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