Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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