Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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