Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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