she smelled like a LAN party
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
how drunk are you?
Several
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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