Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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