Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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