so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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