I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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