You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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