You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Say something about gay babies.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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