I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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