this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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