if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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