I must be too annoying 4 u.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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