I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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