Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
