I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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