He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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