one might say we're banned from that church
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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