the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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