David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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