Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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