check it out our google latitudes are spooning
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
