There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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