so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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