Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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