Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
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