Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
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