I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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