Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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