You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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