Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Houston, we have a blender
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
we should paint friendship bongs
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